Hey there poor undergraduate? Need some extra scratch to buy some books or maybe some food other than Ramen Noodles? Well thanks to the Leadership Institute's new Campus Reform project, you can make a cool $100 a day snitching on your professors!
If you're like me, you're probably thinking to yourself, "Hmm... for $100 a day, I could totally come up with hundreds of stories that would paint Prof. Smartypants Jones as to the left of Stalin!" Not so fast, buckaroo! According to their rules, Campus Reform will "verify" all reports before kicking down any corn. They, of course, don't say how they'll produce such verification, but if they rely on the standards used to produce previous reports of "indoctrination" and "leftist abuse," we're pretty sure all they'll need is the accused professor's voter registration, a fragment of the syllabus, and your good word.
So what are you waiting for, kid? Let 'em know that Professor Pol Pot starts every class by forcing you to sing "The Internationale"! It's worth $100!
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